The Complete Interview List
1 - Tell us how your project(s) were started.
I was bored in a donut shop
and Initial was born in a donut shop. Mmmmm...donuts.
2 - What does music, in
it's entirety, mean to you?
It means life.
3 - What does art, in it's
entirety, mean to you?
It means creation.
4 - Who is your favorite
author, and why?
Henry Watson Fowler, because I love words, both big and small.
5 - As your best friend,
Andy is so smart.
6 - As your worst enemy, describe yourself.
Andy is so dangerous.
7 - If your persona were
immortalized as a cartoon character, who would it be?
When I was younger I was positive I could breathe underwater with a little practice. Sometimes I would sit in the swimming pool under the water with one end of a straw in my mouth and the other protruding from the water. Breathing underwater is difficult without the assistance of a self contained underwater breathing apparatus. Aqua Man never got the credit he deserved. Fuck Aqua Man. I would be Wonder Woman. I already have an invisible jet, but I can't remember where I parked it, so I haven't used it in years.
8 - Do you think there are
conspiracies against the "everyday person"?
The conspiracys abound! There's so fucking many I hardly know where to start. Insurance may be the worst. It's just like Soundscan. You don't really need it, but an entire industry was built on the premise that you're supposed to have it. Oh, and lets not forget the Atkins Diet, or The Phantom Menace! Nobody really needs those either.
9 - What do you do with
your spare or free time?
Play poker, do drugs, have sex, watch movies, read books, read magazines, eat, drive fast, take a lot of chances, listen to music, sleep, play with my pets, take IQ tests, think of ways to try and make money while living on the fringes of society and not becoming an actual member.
10 - Please give us your interpretation of "the meaning of life".
Eat, drink and be merry. That's actually some other famous guy's interpretation, but it's plenty good enough for me.