REVIEWS & LUNATIC RANTS

 

 

BOYD RICE - Standing In Two Circles BOOK (Creation) I've waited a little over a year for this book to come out, and all the waiting was well worth it. This book is a collection of almost every article - 1986 through 2007 - written by Boyd Rice (except for a few missing from Vessel of God and Dagobert's Revenge), some of which have been previously unpublished. There are also lyrics from his musical output. Plus, the book contains many photos of both Boyd and his artistic works (experimental photography, abstract paintings and fetish pinups). Also, the book opens with a 30+ page bio (by editor Brian M. Clark) for those who want a better look into Boyd Rice's past, present and future. Standing In Two Circles (a title taken from something Manson said about Boyd) turned out to be a great read. The pieces all range in topic: pranks, soap from the 60s, exotica and outsider music, tiki culture, the sacred bloodline of monarchs, alcohol, ideas for TV sitcoms and movies, meeting Charles Manson, mondo film, meeting the Church of Satan's Anton LaVey, tales of his journeys (music tours, vacation travels, and the quest to study his genealogy), as well as personal anecdotes from his youth and early career. The lyrics included are mostly for his work as a solo artist in NON, but also included are lyrics to collaborations he's done with Death In June, Current 93, Luftwaffe and others. All in all, it's a fun literary find for the fan, or just for someone looking into something a little under the radar. (March 06, 2009)

KRAFTWERK AND THE ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION DVD (Sexy Intellectual / MVD) This DVD is a great watch! Clocking in at three hours, it's almost three documentaries in one. First several musicians (Tangerine Dream's Wolfgang Siedel, Klaus Schulze of Ash Ra Temple, Dieter Moebius from Kluster and others) and journalists (Sounds' Diedrich Diedrichsen, David Stubbs from Melody Maker and more) cover the German rock and psychedelic scene. Next, a worthy look into what is commonly referred to as Krautrock. Lastly, it's all about Kraftwerk - from their days as Organisation (1969) to their Krautrock beginnings (1970 - 1973) and further on (1974 - present) to the electrofunk they coined. Featuring interviews with ex-members, music videos, live performances and rare photos, this doc shows that along the way Kraftwerk inspired thousands - including David Bowie, Afrika Bambaataa, Juan Atkins and a million synthpop acts. Kraftwerk and the Electronic Revolution has a few extras as well, so if you're not worn out by the end of the documentary you can continue. The extras include a mini-documentary on the Dusseldorf and Berlin scenes, plus a full interview with ex-Kraftwerk member (1975 - 1991) Karl Bartos. If you're into Kraftwerk, German psychedelia or electronic music, chances are you already have this. If you haven't seen it, it's a great way to check out a lot of bands you may never have heard of, as well as reimmerse yourself in one you should know rather well. (March 06, 2009)

NICK'S MYTH - He Never Goes Anywhere CD (Somber Atlantic) Like The Scarecrow Frequency, Nick's Myth is another project off the Somber Atlantic roster that's a solo musician rather than just another band. Nick's Myth is actually San Diego, California songwriter Nicholas Smith, though he's backed on He Never Goes Anywhere by several guest artists. The music is a lyricless, dreamy alt-pop, which bears no resemblance to any true genre. The music seems to be tailor made for lazy afternoons or a walk through grassy hills with a set of headphones. Spaced-out, slowed-down surf music? Ambient British indie-rock? Quiet shoegazer doom-dirge? Either way, if you are looking for something hooky and vibrant, yet lullful and somewhat psychedelic, this is the CD to check out. (March 06, 2009)

VARIOUS ARTISTS - 910 Noise V.3 CD (910 Noise) I really liked Volume 1. I missed Volume 2. Gladly, Volume 3 found it's way to my mailbox. This is the third of this series that promotes experimental noise projects from the southeast area of North Carolina (area code 910). While there are a few acts that graced the first disc, much of this volume are fresh faces and new sounds. The opener - Jeff Chapple - fits, but this particular track would be better off on an alt-country sampler. Mr. Stonecipher bashes in the head of ambient music with some harsh electronics. Subterrene (a highlight of Volume 1) this time around sound even more like IDM or what one would find on a 'chillout' comp. Baby Daddy provided a scraping of your auditory system. Authorless return with quiet hums of a Tibetan-like ritualness. Somnaphon deliver totally tweaked out electrobabble. Jason Ward's track is a mix of lullful acoustic guitar and scratchy tape loops, while Carl Kruger's "Hard Times for Soft Targets" is a Masonna-like explosion. Mindcrosser return and quiet things for a bit, until Toys R Me Toys R U kick into a drum-n-bass / jungle rhythm. Steph Dig It then bring it back down, and the following collaboration between Mr. Stonecipher and Somnaphon will destroy the speakers. Uva Tena produce an almost classical music piece with "End Theme". The work of Donovan Quixote brought aboriginal music to mind (using whale sounds). U-Gene dreamily plucks and pics, while One Lifeless Eye closes it all out with a live recording of spacey atonal dirge. Once again, 910 has brought the listener another great sample of the area's noise, ambient and experimental artists. (March 06, 2009)

DAVID E. WILLIAMS - Every Missing Duck Is A Duck Missed CD (Disques De Lapin) David E. Williams has been challenging musical borders from his Philadelphia studio since the late 80s, with releases such as Pseudo Erotica (1986), the Hello Columbus EP (1999), Hope Springs A Turtle (2004) and now Every Missing Duck Is A Duck Missed. As usual, his musical style is hard to describe, ranging from near-neo-folk compositions to synthpop stylings, and sultry duets to singalongs. Without calling his work 'outsider music', his musical output really is out there. While much of the LP's tracks have a witty lyrical nature, darkness is around every lit corner, since much of the record is based on David's grief, due to his girlfriend Jennifer Bate's death from cancer. "Save A Chair for Jennifer" and "Here Comes the Cold Narrator" are truly heart-tugging pieces, but they're often offset by more upbeat numbers like "Kill Yourself in Cape May" and "Hymn to the Genius of Idi Amin". Even with the emotional back-and-forth, David E. William's newest work flows well, and leaves the listener with a little more clearer thoughts on the ebbs and flows of life. A few cover songs let you in on where Mr. Williams is musically coming from, such as Ludwig Uhland and Friedrich Silcher's "Ich Hatt Einen Kameraden", "Lather" from Jefferson Airplane, and "Hello Young Lovers" from the Rogers and Hammerstein musical The King and I, though the true gems are the originals which show where DEW is currently at. Since "Summer Wasn't Made for You and Me", you should pick this up now. (March 06, 2009)

BLACK METAL SATANICA DVD (Music Video Distributors) A pretty cool documentary here. Eighty minutes of in-depth talk with the newest school of European black metal. Between song segments, live footage and photos, you get interviews with members of Mordichrist, Vreid, Ondslapt, Rimsfrost and others. They cover topics from the beginning of the musical movement, Satanism, the murder of Euronymous, church burnings, the joke that is Xtian black metal, the current state of what's going on in the scene, and my favorite, the segment on Shining which is known as a 'suicide metal band'. The band advocates extreme violence and other acts like suicide. Oh yeah, the singer is all scars, as they slash themselves with razors during live sets. Good job! Though they shouldn't pull stunts like the old 'our lead singer died' just to get publicity, cause The Dwarves did with that the best with HWCBN and Maximum Rock-N-Roll a decade ago. Anyhow, if you've already read The Lords of Chaos you'll already know a lot of what's said, but it sheds some light on what's still going on the black metal world. (March 06, 2009)

SKULLFLOWER - Desire for Holy War CD (Utech) This will be a quick review for several reasons. A) You should know who and what Skullflower are. B) It's limited to only 750 discs, so it's gone, gone, gone. And C) Oh what the hell... Skullflower was a band that influenced hundreds of industrial metal acts, who later morphed into the solo guitar acrobatics of Matthew Bower. Desire for Holy War is seven tracks which were recorded in West Yorkshire from November to December, 2007. The disc is presented with a cover painting by artist Stephen Kasner. Start your eBay search engines! (March 06, 2009)

THE SCARECROW FREQUENCY - Terminal Eclipse of the American Heart CD (Somber Atlantic) The Scarecrow Frequency is actually just a single musician John Argetsinger (from Seattle, WA). However, from one man can come many sounds. I've never heard of this artist nor any of his projects, but I'm pretty happy to finally be introduced. The music is a blend of lullful ambient the likes of Ice Cake, and dreamy shoegazer ala My Bloody Valentine, with trippy beats, lush keyboards, and a smooth flow. Most of the tunes are either vocal-less or peppered with samples, though when there is it's provided by John or coconspirator Erica Sherman. Twelve tracks that are best played on the ride home after a black metal show, or the following Sunday evening just before sunset. By the way, if you find that you want more after listening, track down their first CD (also on Somber Atlantic), download their unreleased track, "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter" for free, or check out Argetsinger's other project, Red Dunes... I know I'm going to. (March 06, 2009)

JON JOSEPH - The Evolution of A Cro-Magnon BOOK (Punkhouse) Another book I've been waiting about a year for has finally surfaced. Jon Joseph was the singer of 80s New York hardcore legend Cro-Mags. This book isn't just about the band, but about Joseph's entire life until now. Jon starts with a brief family history and the tales of why he was taken from them by state authorities. A large amount of the book covers his early years in foster homes and youth centers - all the while dealing with abuse and getting lost in the cracks of the system. While much of it is quite sad, it's good to see he's come out of it all so well rounded. The book continues with running away, joining the military (navy) and then finding punk rock in the very late 70s. After going AWOL the book centers around his life in punk music, the Lower East Side of Manhattan, and finding his path to the religion of Krishna. I found it great that while he's on the subject of religion, he never tried to convert the reader, other than occasionally asking that we all try to live a more positive life. It's then off to touring with Bad Brains, leaving Krishna for cocaine, and finding his way back on top from hitting rock bottom. The size of the book is huge, as the stories just seem to pour from his pen, so I can see why it's so thick, but lucky for the reader it was never boring. Jon Joseph is currently coming out with a vegetarian cookbook, and he's also filming a movie he wrote about boxing, so he's definitely still keeping his nose clean. Look out for future projects, but every hardcore kid should pick up a piece of his past. (March 06, 2009)

THE MEATMEN - The Devil's In the Details Volume 1 DVD (Music Video Distributors) The Meatmen are sophomoric, sick, juvenile, perverted, childish, morbid, racist and blasphemous - and that's why I love 'em. This newest outing by the newly reformed - er - I mean, reunited band is packed with stuff (three hours worth) , and it's only the first volume! Of course there's footage of the band. Live shows from the early 80s to throughout the 1990s, with songs like "Tooling for Anus", "I'm Glad I'm Not A Girl", and "War of the Superb Bikes". A few covers are tossed about, including The Pagans' "Shit Called Love" and Gang Green's "Alcohol", where GG singer Chris Doherty is brought up on stage for. There are also music videos, like the hilariously cheap (at $20,000) "Centurions of Rome", which was interrupted by... I mean, which featured a cameo by Courtney Love. In between each musical number is a skit (like the VH1 spoof Behind the Nonsense) or an interview with the Dutch Hercules himself, Tesco Vee. Be sure to look for the segment where Tesco is on a public access TV show for board games and reveals where his name comes from. Lastly, the true highlight of this disc is Way USA; Tesco Vee's Mtv show, which only aired two episodes (at 2am on Sunday). Here we get the Baltimore episode and it's complete with deleted segments and more. I'm already looking towards Volume 2, just hoping they'll put the Niagara Falls episode on there. Now, in true Meatmen fashion I say, you bet it's time for all you wicked wing-dingers to stop your mindless moronic mayhem and grab an eye-full of visual viscera of those that are the Drum Majors in the Squadron of Doom. Dig it? (March 06, 2009)

CULT OF YOUTH - A Stick to Bind, A Seed to Grow 12" LP (Dais) A Stick to Bind, A Seed to Grow is the newest release from Brooklyn, NY's Cult of Youth. No CD yet, but this is a limited editioned (500 copies) 12" slab. The music is a mix of neo-folk and darkwave synth, a little similar to Death In June, before Douglas P directed it towards becoming a full neo-folk outfit, and hadn't yet shaken off his Joy Division influences. Some songs are dark and somber (like "Torch of Man" or "Brick By Brick"), while others have a pub singalong feel ("Cold Black Earth" or "A Question of Will"), there are also tracks where I hear moments of British pop-psych (such as on "Loss of Innocence"), and even Dadaist composition ("To the Floor!"). The vocals on the record are a bit different from their live shows, where here, songwriter Sean sings in a raspier basstone, where live he has an higher pitched, uncontrolled rage going on. The packaging is top notch, as the LP comes in a gatefold sleeve, with gold embossed printing and runic imagery. They also have available a self-titled 7" on white vinyl, and there are only 325 made of those, so get going... for both. (March 06, 2009)

RICHARD KERN - Extra Action (and Extra Hardcore) DVD (Music Video Distributors) I have to say that I looked forward to this DVD release for two reasons. First, as a collector of underground cinema and short films Extra Action (and Extra Hardcore) contains previously unreleased works by Richard Kern. Secondly, my girlfriend was a Kern model and I thought she might be on this disc somewhere. Well, I didn't have to say that, but I was proud to. The 'Extra Action' segment is an hour of photographer / filmmaker Richard Kern videotaping sixty amateur beauties and gorgeous girls, all placed to music by Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore. Though I do love tits and ass, my pick of the two would be the 'Extra Hardcore' segment, which contains six of the Kern films that weren't available on the Hardcore disc (available from Music Video Distributors), including The King of Sex, Catholic, Nazi and Scooter and Jinx. Whether you're a fan of the Cinema of Transgression or you just want to sexually relieve your aggression, this is the one disc you must own. Oh, and by the way, my chick isn't on this release. I get her all to myself, so good for me / bad for you. Actually, with all the other flesh on here, I'm sure you couldn't care. (Aug 13, 2008)

CROSS EXAMINATION - Menace II Society CD (Organized Crime) I loved the first EP, The Hung Jury (also on Organized Crime Records), and what I said about them that time around still sticks - late 80s Cryptic Slaughter, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, M.O.D. / S.O.D. or "Possessed to Skate"-era Suicidal Tendencies. Fast-paced hyper-thrash, with high-pitched vocals that will scream your poor little ears off. Singalong chants, hook-filled riffs... and did I mention tons of metal? Oh yeah, there's a lot of metal. This St. Louis, MI five piece will flip you out with quick songs about rockin', food, parties and - of course - beer. "Necropolis" is an insane track. Actually, while that one's catchy, every song on this disc is insane. They haven't lost their edge, nor their sense of humor, so while it's still hard as nails, it'll make you giggle like good weed. Cross Examination's new LP is available on CD or 12". Now, either format you get this on, the first pressing comes with a 12-page comic book (Tales from the Keg) created by the band, with full color cover. Don't miss out on the tunes, and the art. (Aug 13, 2008)

THE OUT_CIRCUIT - Pierce the Empire With A Sound CD (Lujo) What a dreamy record! First, some history. The Out_Circuit is more a collective than an actual band. It's basically a District of Columbia chap named Nathan Burke (ex-Frodus), who settled in Seattle, and on his newest work he's helped along by Thrice's Dustin Kensrue and Teppei Teranishi, Sean Ingram from Coalesce, Beauty Pill's Rachel Burke, Andy Gale of Haram and Matt Johnson of Roadside Monument. TOC's first release, Burn Your Script, Boys (in 2003 also on Lujo Records) was hailed as Mogwai meets Built to Spill. The newest LP is Gregor Samsa on some sweet ecstasy, or if Radiohead's testicles descended and played some real post-punk. Ten tracks clocking in at a near fifty minutes, and while the songs fluctuate in styles, they blend together so very well without the album getting disjointed. There are moments of screaming backed by fuzzy guitar or menacing keyboards, as well as hypnotic numbers filled with ambient soundscapes, quiet piano and lullful vocals. Pierce the Empire With A Sound is a pretty fresh escape into the many realms of indie-rock that will leave the listener hoping it never ends. (Aug 13, 2008)

FIGHT AMP - Hungry for Nothing CD (Translation Loss) This quartet raise their ugly heads out from New Jersey, to riff and stomp their way through dark clubs and concert halls of this nation (and soon enough abroad). Starting somewhere around 2004 and originally called Fight Amputation, these four guys bring you up against a wall of riff were you have no choice but to worship at the altar of volume. They released a few split records on Reptilian Records (with Günna Vahm), Kordova Milk Bar Records (with Exodus), and others, plus a few self-released ditties under the Knifehits Records banner (Ugly Kids Doing Ugly Things 7", etc). Mixing an Amphetamine Reptile Records dirty dirge with the guitar work and wild beats of Mastodon, they inflict a pleasurable pain on your audition. If this sounds good to your ears, pick it up, and if you can't get enough check out the new 7", Jerseys Best Cancer, a split record with fellow NJ band Cash In, on Assassinated Records. (Aug 13, 2008)

SAILOR WINTERS - Parker Volume 1 & 2 DOUBLE CD-R (Witch House) Sailor Winters is the sometimes sinister / sometimes darling work of Ryan Cox from the state of Georgia. He's released a 7" (Monolith on Tsunami Records), an LP (Red At Morn on Stickfigure Records), as well as many CD-Rs on his own label, Black Noise (including his sophomore effort, Owe). His music varies in style, but is always cohesive. There are times when his playful numbers bring to mind Aphex Twin, Necropolis-era DJ Spooky or very early Xiu Xiu. There are other times when his raging sounds will remind me of The Grey Wolves, Merzbow or Bastard Noise. I'm going to have to say that while I've really enjoyed previous SW works (especially the Red At Morn: The Movie DVD), this is by far his best work. The first disc is forty-five minutes (nine tracks), the second forty minutes (also nine tracks), and both are excellent experimental ditties, ranging from menacingly quiet ambient to pleasantly punishing drone, tribal-like tunes to bass heavy hypnotics, some peppered with vicious vocals here and there. Witch House Records presents 'em in a DVD case with minimalist artwork and liner notes, which leaves way more for the ears, but you won't be sorry... unless you miss out. (Aug 13, 2008)

VARIOUS ARTISTS - Earache My Eye DVD (Earache) In the late 80s and early 90s Earache Records was probably the biggest metal label around, and rightfully so. In 1989 Earache released a VHS tape to show off some of their band's wares, as Mtv's Headbanger's Ball didn't play much of their stellar roster. Strangely, and sadly, it hasn't seen the light of day since. Of course, until MVD got around it it... as usual. Thirteen music videos from the best of Earache's stable. There's industrial metal godfathers Godflesh's "Crush My Soul", "Wolverine Blues" from Entombed, "Greed Killing" from death metal daddies Napalm Death, Sleep's stoner "Dragonaut", Fudge Tunnel, Brutal Truth, the amazing At the Gates, and more. While I really enjoyed getting to see this, and I'm happy to own it, I really wish there were some extras thrown in. Well, there's always Immortalized and iCRUSHER Complete to watch afterwards. (Aug 13, 2008)

PERTH EXPRESS - s/t CD (Teenage Disco Bloodbath) I won't lie to you. I never knew who Perth Express was. With that said... thanks Teenage Disco Bloodbath Records. Thanks for enlightening me. Perth Express' music is a smattering of grinding metal meets stoner rock mayhem - not far off from the likes of Mastodon. This German outfit has been around since 2003, and if you have missed out on them until now (like I have), this just might be the place to start. This self-titled release is a discography of the band. You get all four tracks from their demo, two from a split 7", a bunch from their self-titled 10" and even more from their self-titled 12". Altogether equaling twenty-three tracks coming out to a near hour of riff after riff. The layout is pretty nifty too. It's done on a black foldout recycled sleeve with hand printed silk-screened artwork, along with a folded poster insert. Very minimalist, yet very striking. I find it odd that the band doesn't title their releases, but who cares when the songs are this metallically memorable. (Aug 13, 2008)

IRON MAIDEN AND THE NEW WAVE OF BRITISH HEAVY METAL DVD (Sexy Intellectual / MVD) I love documentaries, and being a self-confessed music nerd, I love music and band docs more so. When I was about thirteen, just before getting into punk rock around fifteen, I was a huge fan of Iron Maiden, so this release was right up my alley. Though focusing on the band that pretty much started it all - Maiden - it goes heavily into the genre known as New Wave of British Heavy Metal, also known as NWOBHM (pronounced 'new-ob-hum'). The story is mostly told by a narrator, but also by many of those that lived it themselves, featuring IM's Paul DiAnno, Diamond Head's Brian Tatler, Tino and Chris Troy of Praying Mantis, and many more, including other musicians, DJs, promoters and music journalists. This document goes deep into all the issues, so much so that it clocks in at two hours and forty minutes! And, I wasn't bored for a second. DVD extras include a mini-documentary on the practice of 'air guitar', an interview with Tony Wilson covering his years at BBC Radio One's Friday Night Rock Show, over fifteen biographies, and an interactive quiz (even after watching this - twice - I failed!). If you once banged your head to killer guitar licks, this disc is one for you. If you didn't... then please fuck off. (Aug 13, 2008)

SIRHAN SIRHAN - Blood CD (Anodyne) This trio formed in San Diego, California only a few years ago (late 2005), and feature a former member of Molly McGuire. They're pretty new around the block, only previously self-releasing a six-song EP, but either way, they get a big thumbs up from me. Twenty-five minutes (eleven songs) of twisted hyper-metal not far off of Melvins buggering Butthole Surfers, as Mastodon watches in a backroom while drinking with Black Flag. Sometimes fast and pounding, sometimes playing a steady groove, and other times all over the metal map. The vocals range from distorted screaming - the kind where the singer tastes blood - to a raspy singing, and even a few almost spoken tracks, while the tunes are noisy, blasting, and in-your-face hardcore metal. By the way, for you vinyl junkies out and about there's also a limited 12" version on Hi-Speed Records. Whether 5" plastic or 12" wax... the sounds will pummel you silly. (Aug 13, 2008)

ONE WIN CHOICE - Never Suspend Disbelief CD (Jump Start) Do you like fast paced hardcore? Sing-a-longs? Catchy guitars? Well then, you may want to check out New Jersey's One Win Choice who serve up a new record of twelve tracks that clocks in at a little over half an hour. Hardcore it is, with a near-street punk flavor, but admittedly, there's a bit more here. 300 beats-per-minute verses, moshy breakdowns, and hooky choruses - it's all there for you... and then some. Like a heavier Lifetime, or a more pop-influenced Kid Dynamite, these five kids deliver a passion-filled core that will make a dancefloor go nuts. If this record isn't enough for you, check out their 2004 EP, All the King's Men (on Scorpion Records), or the 2005 split album with Heartfelt Discord (on Eternal Hope Records). I know I'm going to. (Aug 13, 2008)

CELESTIA - Frigidiis Apotheosia: Abstinencia Genesiis CD (Paragon) Celestia is a melancholic black metal band from Avignon, France. Forming around lead member Noktu Geiistmortt (who also plays in Mortifera, Genocide Kommando and Gestapo 666) in 1995, they soon released their Evanescence demo and then the sophomore EP effort, A Cave Full of Bats (on Drakkar Productions in 1999). The next few years saw the band producing a handful of demos, their first LP CD (Apparitia: Sumptuous Spectre in 2002 on Full Moon Productions, and re-released on Paragon Records), a live release, and a few split releases with Draugwath, Inferno, Evil and Goatfire. Frigidiis Apotheosia: Abstinencia Genesiis is the latest release and we hear the sound maturing, as the album is a bit more intense than their usual minimalist black metal. This time around you get eight songs (45 minutes) of atmospheric, yet menacing guitars, mixed with a little bit of keys, acoustics and pipes. The music stays fast paced throughout most of the songs, but they do slow things down without getting too deep into doom. A nice addition to Paragon's roster, as well as earlier work with the band. (Aug 13, 2008)

T. S. O. L. - The Early Years Live DVD (Music Video Distributors) When I first got into punk rock, I was a bigger fan of the West Coast style of hardcore than any other. Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Minutemen, Circle Jerks, Bad Religion and - of course - TSOL. This newest release by the band (check out TSOL: Live From OC also on MVD) is a true gem from better days gone by. Days when hardcore and punk were fun, and dangerous; challenging, and inventive. Not for mall-rats and rednecks, but for outcasts and rejects. Two shows on this disc, a Flipside show and a TargetVideo77 show, both recorded around 1983. While the Target show is way shorter, it's filmed better (camera work and the feel of the show), but the band and the music set for both shows are intense, energetic and ball-out punk rock. All the classics are played too - "Darker My Love", "Superficial Love", "Code Blue" and more. The disc extras are excellent additions, including an interview from 1983, a hilarious live shot of "Abolish Government / Silent Majority" from The Vault 350 taped in 2007 (I'd like to see more of this show), and an audio-only reading by Jack Grisham of a segment of his new book, An American Savage Reformed (can't wait to pick that up). (Aug 13, 2008)

ANDUIN - Forever Waiting CD (SMTG Limited) Anduin is a side-project of Jonathan Lee of Richmond, Virginia. He should be familiar. Well, maybe not to you, but definitely with me as he's a member of a band that released one of my favorite LPs of the last few years (An Ocean Without Water by Souvenier's Young America on Crucial Blast Records). This new output is mostly solo work, though there are collaborations with Miasmah's Jasper TX, Xela of Type (both doing remixes), and guest appearances by Kenneth Yates (of Caustic Castle) and others. Forever Waiting is a well-flowing forty minutes of hypnotizing atmospherics and ambient soundscapes. Dark and haunting, bringing to mind lonely country hills just a little after dusk. If you want more after these eight tracks, be on the lookout for future colabs with Noah Saval and J.TX. Oh yeah, listen up wax hounds, there's also a 12" LP format limited to only 300 copies, with each a slightly different color than the rest. Happy hunting!. (Aug 13, 2008)

DEAD BOYS - Return of the Living Dead: Halloween Night 1986 DVD (Music Video Distributors) There are a lot of punk bands from back in the day that I wish I had seen live. Good for me, Dead Boys was one band that I did catch. Yeah, it wasn't back in their early days, but during their mid-80s reunion tour. Lucky me, right? Hmm, lucky... or just old. Whatever. For those of you that didn't get around to catching this seminal Ohio outfit you have Dead Boys: Live at CBGB 1977 (also released by Music Video Distributors), and now there's this disc to boot. Captured on Halloween night of 1986 in front of a packed house at NYC's Ritz, the Boys blast through fourteen originals (fifteen of you count that they play their classic"Sonic Reducer" opening the show and closing it out), and two cover tracks, but not before being introduced by Joey Ramone. The show is documented all on one camera, though not stationary, as it pans around, zooming in and out throughout the action. Sad that Stiv Bators is no longer with us, as I'm sure they'd still hold as much aural attitude today as they did during this set. The disc includes an extra of Stiv's appearance on a Youngstown morning talk show, where they air (unedited) a rare music video for "Sonic Reducer". This is a great addition to any fan's collection, but for newbies, try Dead Boys: Live at CBGB 1977 first . I'm sure once you check that out, you'll be running out to get this one soon enough. (Aug 13, 2008)

G.G. ELVIS AND THE T.C.P. BAND - Back from the Dead CD (Mental) This is a pretty funny release. I can't say that's it's 100% original, but it ranks as one of the better punk takes on Elvis. Actually, does Danzig-era Misfits count? Anyhow, this project features members of NOFX, Jughead's Revenge, Aggression, Dr. Know, Ill Repute and other hardcore stalwarts, and began under the name Punk Rawk Elvis. The music is a mix of classic punk tracks and Elvis Presley songs. Vocally, Eric Lara, who's playing GG Elvis here, sounds a lot like Choke of Slapshot, so imagine early Slapshot playing humorously punked-out Elvis covers, and you're close. "Blue Suede Shoes" goes back and forth between the Elvis original and TSOL's "Code Blue". "Viva Las Vegas" is Black Flag's "Six Pack" with the King's lyrics attached, as "A Little Less Conversation" is BF's "Nervous Breakdown". "Suspicious Minds" is Descendants. You get the idea... well, some are done like the originals - kinda. See if you can pick out what's what. Fun for the whole punk rock family. As an extra, Back from the Dead comes with a DVD disc, which holds a skit done as a talk show, interviews and tons of band photos. A blast to listen to, as well as watch. (Aug 13, 2008)

SLINGSHOT DAKOTA - Their Dreams Are Dead, But Ours Is the Golden Ghost CD (Slingshot Dakota) Originally a trio, Slingshot Dakota is now a duo, and while I'm not familiar with their earlier sound (2004's Kenner Sighs on Immigrant Sun Records), the loss of their third party doesn't hinder their new LP in the least. The Long Island, NY pair (Carly on vox and keys / Tom on drums) play a sincere mash-up of punk-influenced indie-pop. The keyboards are normally fuzzy and sometimes near-psychedelic, though they clean up in parts peppered about. The drums range from steady to frantic, and is what mainly gives the songs their punky edge. The numbers on this release deal with personal issues, but ones we've all dealt with, I'm sure. I can relate to the lyrics in "I-78". Plus, as a trucker I drive on that sucker almost daily. I love that this disc is an effort released by the band. I wish every musical outfit could be so self-reliant. While I'm no enemy of record labels, I think many acts are better off cutting out the middleman. (Aug 13, 2008)

PLAN 9 - Manmade Monster CD (Nickel and Dime) In 1997 a group of fiends... I mean friends, decided to do a Misfits tribute band, and things went so well that they kept the idea going and added originals. Their shows sold out, and even drew members of big named bands just to watch. 2004 saw the release of their limited, red vinyled debut 8 Hits From Hell, and got them even more notice. On this new LP, when the intro hit, I thought it was going to be a Metallica-ish outfit that played a creepy dress-up, but I couldn't be more wrong. It's straight-up Danzig-era Misfits-esque songs with heavier guitars (check out the track "Blood" for pure proof). Now, Aaron Fuller is no Glenn Danzig, but he pulls the vocals off well enough. Ten originals, two Misfits covers (three if you count the hidden lounge version of "I Want Your Skull"), and two Samhain covers. If you'd like to check them out first - by all means - go see them live, or search out the video for "Undead" on You Tube. Like me, you'll be hooked. (Aug 13, 2008)

RAMMING SPEED - Brainwreck CD (Teenage Disco Bloodbath) Like the Cross Examination debut last year, this CD couldn't have come by at a better time. Lately, I've spun to death all my D.R.I. and Cryptic Slaughter albums, so this has been one of my current faves. Late 80s thrash ala M.O.D. / S.O.D., Cryptic Slaughter, or Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, with a touch of grindcore and crustcore thrown in for total mayhem. This Boston madhouse feature ex-members of Backstabbers Inc, Inheritance and Cyanide Breed, formed in late 1996, released a 7" EP (Full Speed Ahead also on Teenage Disco Bloodbath Records), and have toured the US leaving behind many a strange tale to tell (arrests for suspected kidnapping!), besides leveling unsuspecting mosh pits. At times Brainwreck sounds off like an awesome throwback to early American thrash, other times they remind me of a more frantic Napalm Death. The lyrics are a blast, and while the standard fare is here (dickhead ex-friends, politics, etc), there are plenty of weird ones involving zombies, great guitarists and Thor's hammer - though not all in the same song. The disc is presented in its deserving manner, as a stylish foldout digipack whose color scheme will catch the eye almost as quick as the band catches the ear. If this five-piece doesn't get your ear, trust me... they'll rip it off your pretty little head. (Aug 13, 2008)

INSIDE THE SMITHS DVD (Music Video Distributors) Before I go into much, I just have to say that this DVD is a must for any fan of The Smiths. Actually, any self-respecting fan of The Smiths would not only already know about this, but probably already have this. Still, The Smiths are a British... Wait, who am I kidding? Forget their history, if you don't know who they are, you either don't care or are undeserving of the info. This disc is first and foremost a documentary from the perspective of 'the two other guys". Yes, there is Morrissey and Johnny Marr, but there was also bassist Andy Rourke and drummer Mike Joyce. While there are interesting contributions from New Order's Peter Hook, Mark E. Smith (The Fall), Matt Osman of Suede, and quite a few others, the tales from Rourke and Joyce are the highlights. There are stories of auditioning for the band (Joyce tells a tale of seeing a bottle rocket fly around his legs while at the drumset tripping on mushrooms), early practices, recording and touring, plus they dish the dirt on Morrissey and Marr. The extras on Inside the Smiths are just as good as the documentary itself. There are out-takes about the lawsuit (where the judge described Morrissey as 'devious, truculent and unreliable'), an interview with Aztec Camera's Craig Gannon (the 5th member of Smiths in 1986), and best of all, a scene where Joyce pulls out a box containing tapes that have a near 60 unreleased Smiths tracks (oh, how I want to get my hands on them!!!). Lastly, the disc comes with a nice booklet too. It's all good for the eyes in more ways than one. By the way, and if you are waiting for The Smiths to reunite, when Morrissey turns down five million for one reunion show, and says that he would 'rather eat my own testicles than re-form The Smiths,' you know it's time to give up that dream. Well, at least we have stuff like this to keep us busy. (March 20, 2008)

BLACK COBRA - Feather and Stone CD (At A Loss) Two ex-Miami boys, who also partook in the bands Acid King, 16 and Cavity, bring a duo of guitars and drums - crushing everything in front of them with battery and amps galore. Their first LP, Bestial, was a favorite of mine, and this follow-up not only holds a candle to it, but will melt the wax right out of your hands. A touch of Floor (and hence Torche), as it's rather doom-laden. The new material also has moments of technicality and speed flashing by, bringing to mind Mastodon or High On Fire. The riffs spare no one, but the vocals are probably the most fierce thing here, as the vocalist is possibly tasting blood, just for your listening enjoyment. While tracks like the opener, "Five Daggers", "Below the Cusp" and "Red Tide" will burst their way into your ears, they lighten the mood at times with "Thanos" and sections of "Dragon & Phoenix" without getting soft on us. The CD is presented in digipack, and comes with enhanced Quicktime videos for "Five Daggers", Ascension" and "El Doce de Octubre". If this disc and their previous isn't enough, check out their split CD with Eternal Elysium (though it's only available in Japan, I'm sure many of you cats can hunt this down like a lame mouse). (March 20, 2008)

FACTORIA - The Longest Summer CD-R (Factoria) Factoria is the brainchild of Washington state native Joan Devitt Hacker. Her debut five song EP, The Longest Summer, was self-recorded in Sydney, Australia and New York City on a home computer, over the course of two years. She played all the instruments herself, including acoustic and electric guitars, viola, and keyboards. The tunes are an ethereal mix of dreamy neo-folk (similar to Current 93 or Nature And Organization) and lush low-fi pop (not far off of Mazzy Star), which tell the listener tales of broken hearts and personal trials. The CD-R is limited to a mere 37 copies, and each is handmade - every disc being painted, with the layout personally silk-screened by the artist herself. Gaining in popularity, the track "Don't Come Around Here Anymore" was featured on Australian radio, and she even has her own fan flub (The Highest Order of the Owl). If this sounds like your trip contact her personally and see if she has any left. I doubt it, but she may hook you up somehow. (March 20, 2008)

SKULLFLOWER - IIIrd Gatekeeper CD (Crucial Blast) A lot of people are familiar with the name, but not the sound. They may have heard it's just noise, or a Godflesh clone, or some Throbbing Gristle-influenced madness. It's some, it's neither, it's Skullflower. Skullflower for the most part is, and always has been, guitarist Matthew Bower - basically his amp worship and song structures. Skullflower has two UK incarnations. The first incarnation was formed around 1987 after Bower and drummer Stuart Dennison had exhausted their stays in Pure, Total and A Sulphur of Lions, The Wayward Boys, respectively. They played what can be best summed up as noise-rock (for that time); heavy droning rhythm, psychedelic swirling guitars, and a driving, thunderous beat. While coming off sounding very much like Godflesh, Skullflower predated Godflesh and actually influenced much of what Justin Broadrick wrote for that band. They came out with the Birthdeath EP (1988) and later the Form Destroyer LP (1989 and both on Broken Flag Records), in 1990 they produced two more albums, Ruins and Xaman (both on Shock Records), but it wasn't until 1993's IIIrd Gatekeeper (funnily enough on Justin Broadrick's label, HeadDirt Records) that they gained international notice. Of course, this is the repress of that album with new liner notes, new package design (yet maintaining the original release's artwork), and a remastering job. In 1996 Skullflower disband, but Matthew reformed it solo in 2003 with revolving guests on as many as three LPs (check Crucial Blast Records for the newer Skullflower material). Hey Crucial, how about repressing Infinityland. (March 20, 2008)

POMEGRANATES - Two Eyes CD EP (Pomegranates) This Cincinnati quartet are an impressive bunch, who just may be the next big indie chart toppers, so catch 'em while they're still fresh. A touch of Pinback and a little Broken Social Scene. Maybe some Kings of Leon, and a smattering of Arcade Fire. All in all, it's a nineteen minute ride of happy-go-lucky college rock mixed with moments of reflective alt-pop. Melodic, yet catchy. Quiet, yet explosive. Lush, yet minimalist. Songs you'll hum to yourself, and others you'll find yourself singing aloud to. They now have a full LP on Lujo Records, so if you can't get enough - and trust me, you just can't with these five tracks - check out their other new five inch slice of plastic. (March 20, 2008)

END OF LEVEL BOSS - Inside the Difference Engine CD (Exile On Mainstream) I'm actually grateful this record was dropped in my box, as lately I've been pulling out the older EoLB record (Prologue, also on Exile On Mainstream Records), not to mention copies of Soundgarden's Ultramega OK and Louder Than Love. I was getting a little tired of repeating that Seattle band's "Big Dumb Sex" over and over again. A newer band with a stranger name is who fans of SST Records-era Soundgarden should now look out for. End of Level Boss is the brainchild of Hangnail guitarist and vocalist Heck Armstrong - lyrics, music and all. EoLB play stoner rock-metal the likes of Kyuss, Atomic Bitchwax or Lowrider, and mix it with an early 90's Seattle style. Sometimes the music is steamrollin' rock-n-roll, while there are also dreamy or lush moments of guitar psychedelic and trippy riff wizardry. Damn it all if Heck doesn't sound like Chris Cornell too. Don't let the popularity of Grunge at the end of the last millennium scare you away from this record: it rocks. You might dig this, but your mom may love it! (March 20, 2008)

KONSTANTINOV - Beyond the Black Ocean CD (Black Noise) Konstantinov is a project by solo musician K. E. Lunsford (of Witchhouse Records), and is named after a Russian space vessel by the same name, which was itself named after philosopher Konstantin Konstantinov (1817 - 1871). It's one track clocking in at over an half hour, which brought to mind astronauts... make that cosmonauts, and the furthest reaches of deep space. It's dark and quiet ambient that utilizes actual room and open field ambiance to create soundscapes. This CD is presented by Ryan Cox (the mastermind behind Black Noise Records) in a DVD case, and though not numbered, I'm certain is pretty limited. (March 20, 2008)

ELECTRIC WIZARD - Witchcult Today CD (Candlelight) This three-piece doom legend from the UK began in 1993 after ex-members of Thy Grief Eternal wanted to do something a little different. In 1995 the band released their self-titled debut album (on Rise Above Records). The music was traditional-styled doom, but the follow-up, Come My Fanatics... (on The Music Cartel in 1997) was seen as a landmark record for its psychedelic, downtuned fuzz and bass heavy rhythm. Though recording two EPs, it wasn't until 2000 when they came back with another LP (Dopethrone and later 2002's Let Us Prey - both on Rise Above Records, as well as The Music Cartel) due to members Oborn suffering a collapsed eardrum (damn, they must be loud!), and Greening breaking his collarbone in a motorcycle accident. In 2005 under a new lineup EW released the less psychedelic, We Live (now repressed - as all old EW releases are - on Candlelight Records). Damn, I've been sober for almost a year now (well, at least from the green monster) and this new record makes me want to lay around in a haze, jamming to this CD. Not because it may enhance the experience, but because I just may need it medically due to the punishing riffs and wall of crushing ampage. Electric Wizard are back and better than ever, with eight nuggets and an hour's worth sweet chiba-inspired doom damage. If you are into stoner doom, I'm sure you already have this tucked away into your player, but if you're interested in checking some of this stuff out... by all means, you can start here. Don't blame me if you get hooked. (March 20, 2008)

DARTZ! - This is My Ship CD (Deep Elm) This trio from Teesside, England bring us forty-five minutes of dance-y, yet emotional punk. Twelve tracks of a postpunk vibe (Gang of Four, APB, The Homosexuals), mixing emocore quikiness (Brandtson, Benton Falls) and a math rock explosion (Don Caballero, Clikitat Ikatowi). Some songs are straight forward and tightly structured, while others are a mix of jangly pop, melodic groove and danceable hooks. My mind floats with comparisons to label mates Free Diamonds, Dischord Record's Q And Not U, and most notably Bloc Party. This album was originally released by the UK's Xtra Mile Recordings, but Deep Elm Records asked kindly and had it added to their limited-basis discs (only 1000 copies, only available online and not in stores). Get that internet fired up, the credit card ready, and wait patiently by your mailbox. (March 20, 2008)

HELLOWEEN - Gambling With the Devil CD (SPV) Helloween is a power metal powerhouse who formed in 1983 in Hamburg, Germany, from the ashes of Iron Fist and Powerfool. They produced their first EP, Walls of Jericho, two years later, and a year after that they gave the world their most popular albums, Keeper of the Seven Keys and Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt II (all on Noise Records). In 1995 original lead vocalist, Kai Hansen, left to form Gammaray, but the addition of new vocalist, Andi Deris, didn't slow down this metal machine. Helloween's Gambling With the Devil is their twelfth album. Yep - number 12! While albums like Rabbit Don't Come Easy saw them chill a bit, and Metal Jukebox had them covering some odd pop choices, their newest LP picks up back on the tracks their biggest fans would have loved to have put them on again. Heavy, though still progressive. Technical, yet fast and in-your-face. These metal gods have aged, but oh so gracefully. (March 20, 2008)

GENOCIDE - Apocalypse Visions CD (Ván) Now, there are two other bands named 'Genocide' from Germany, not to mention nineteen others around the globe, so this may get a little confusing if you're going to go to track this down. Best of luck to you, not to mention Ván Records and the band themselves. This German trio (ex-members of Eternal Frost, Elohim, and Vergeltung) started in 2005 and self-released their first demo In Abhorrence Of Mankind soon after. Three of those songs later appeared on 2007's Blasphemic Terrorism EP (on Burning Churches Records). Whether there is just one Genocide or hundreds of 'em, these guys are definitely a band you should check out. Old school black metal in the vein of Gorgoroth, Marduk, early Darkthrone, or a beefed up Hellhammer - brutality, speed and bleak anger, packed with blastbeats, buzzsaw guitars, tortured vocals and seriously blasphemed lyrics throughout. 'We must secure the total extermination of all races and a future for nonentity.' Hell yes! For vinyl freaks there should be a 12" version available from Burning Churches by now, so let the hunt begin. (March 20, 2008)

KRISTER BERGMAN - s/t CD-R (Black Noise) This is a far cry from what I expected out of the Black Noise camp, though it's still a great listen. Pretty fresh, and a little different too from what usually comes across my desk. Krister Bergman is a solo artist who was once behind the Swedish project Demons That Drove. His self-titled EP is four tracks that are a space-y mix of neo-folk and shoegazer - using almost nothing other than acoustic guitars and vocals. It's dreamy, it's evocative, it's depressing as hell, but I love every minute of it. The work of Krister Bergman brings to mind Earth Covers Earth-era Current 93, or the gaining-in-popularity Factoria out of NYC. The disc is limited to only fifty, but I'm sure these went awfully quick. Ask nicely and the folks at Black Noise may help you out, but don't expect the wonderful handmade covers that come with the original pressing. (March 20, 2008)

TAD - Busted Circuits and Ringing Ears DVD (Music Video Distributors) This isn't what I expected. I thought this was going to be a live show and maybe some videos, but it's actually a documentary. Very cool! Let me say that Tad is one of the most underrated bands of the early 90's Seattle sound. Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam - fuck them all. Tad had strength, volume, riffs, balls, hooks, even moments of melody. Now, why didn't Tad get the notice they deserved? I don't know... bad timing, bad luck? Seriously, maybe both. In 1988 Tad Doyle puts out his solo 7" ("Daisy" / "Ritual Device") on fledgeling label Sub Pop and both parties gain from it. Tad recruits members to start an actual band, and their first two discs (God's Balls and Salt Lick) are hailed as the next best thing, they even go on tour with an unknown local act to support them (they were known as Nirvana). Then they put out the 8-Way Santa LP and all hell breaks loose. Tad and Sub Pop are sued for the cover photo by the redneck couple who appeared on it, who are now born-again Xtians. Then a soda company (who I will not advertise for by mentioning their name) sues over the use of their name in a song. Tad jumps on to a major label, which weeks after the new record (1993's Inhaler) comes out they're dropped due to a poster for the LP which featured Bill Clinton smoking a doobie and saying, 'This is heavy shit'. It's an amazing story of a fast rise and almost-as-fast fall. All the while the music doesn't suffer and keeps on shredding, on and on. The entire story is told by Tad and crew, as well as Mark Arm (of Mudhoney), Kim Thayil (of Soundgarden), Krist Novoselic (of Nirvana) and Bruce Pavitt (of Sub Pop Records). The doc contains plenty of live footage, back stage antics and personal home video. As an extra, the DVD also contains every music video (five) Tad has done. Plus, if you act fast, you can also get a free copy of the poster I mentioned above. How? Buy the DVD and find out. (March 20, 2008)

GET BACK UP - Weathering the Storm CD (Organized Crime) Nine songs, seventeen minutes! Oh, and it's on Organized Crime Records. What does that all equal. Fucking hardcore, you fools! Metallic hardcore too. While it's very old-school influenced, similar in style to Gorilla Biscuits and Wide Awake, this disc also has a heavy metal edge, packed with riffs and a heavy stomp the likes of Terror, Hatebreed or Earth Crisis. These five chaps have been slugging this hardcore brutality out since 2005 when they formed in Buffalo, NY. They've been busy since, as they've been up and down the East Coast, not to mention Midwest, making kids jump all over one another in a live setting. If you're into any of the Bridge Nine school, or earlier Organized Crime slabs, you won't be disappointed by this. They also have a 7" due out anytime now (called Symptoms of Failure), so if these songs went by too quickly, pick it up. Until then... I'm hitting the repeat button on my CD player. (March 20, 2008)

ANOTHER KIND OF DEATH - Sleepless Every Night CD (Underhill) This disc starts it all like a kick in the teeth and ends just as menacing. It's a sweet, yet punishing kick, given from a loved one I'm sure. Caresses that bruise or love bites that bleed. Yes... I have issues. Now, though I love my homeland, I was not am familiar with Spain's Another Kind of Death, but I'm thoroughly blown away. "The Rope" and "Venganza" start it all off with Swedish speed picking, hardcore anthems, blasts, doom sludge and sing-a-long choruses. "Car Crash" and "...And I Chose You From Dead" (which goes into "Spitfire") have intense build ups, and then it's off to vicious breakdowns followed by chaoticore madness. It's all coming off as a bit of Converge, Zao, Norma Jean or Dead to Fall; mixing speed, intensity, rhythm and melody. Now, I have one major complaint... a band from Spain, and not one word in my native tongue? Por que? Si, claro... solamente para buena reputación en Los Estados Unidos. (March 20, 2008)

AUDIOPAIN - The Switch to Turn Off Mankind CD EP (Vendlus) What an apt band name for this ride of thrash metal mayhem. This Oslo, Norway trio feature ex-members of Ghoul-Cult, Ved Buens Ende, and Virus. Forming in 1998, they released three EPs (Contagious [2000], 1986 [2000], and Revel In Desecration [2002]). Some splits followed, with Mysticum, Death To This World, Horns Forward and Lava Dictatorship, though in-between they managed to work on their debut LP (2004's The Traumatizer also on Vendlus Records), and in 2007 they self-released an EP, A Bomb's View. The awesome guitar work on this and older releases is pure old school in the vein of Overkill, Exodus and Testament. There are moments of European thrash (Sodom, Kreator) and American thrash (Slayer, Nuclear Assault), and the vocals are a raspy growl more familiar with metalcore, but they fit here just fine and bring something newer to the thrash table. While they do have slower moments, and the previously mentioned breakdowns, they usually keep the beats fast and furious at over 300 bpm. This is a killer mix of retro-thrash and contemporary metalcore that makes me wish I had a crowed moshpit right in front of me. (March 20, 2008)

PAPERMOONS - s/t 7" EP (Team Science) With all the metal, power electronics and hardcore I review, it's good to get away from it for a bit. This 7" sure did the trick. Four (five) songs of lulling tunes, built for a lazy Sunday evening as one watches the sun sink behind hills. Papermoons consists of a Houston, Texas duo, Matt Clark and Daniel Hawkins, and these two gents play a mix of Americana and alt-country with a modern twist. Harmonica, steel and acoustic guitar, soft drumming mixed with samples, twisted noises and a touch of rock vibe. The vocals are a mix of sung, spoken and almost whispered, all adding to the quiet feeling. There are only 500 of the 7"es made (and they're on blue and orange wax), so if this sounds interesting, hurry your ass up. You can relax once you place it on your turntable. Actually, there's a CD version (which includes a bonus track) for those that just aren't into vinyl anymore. (March 20, 2008)

THE CROWNED HEADS OF EUROPE / SPORTS - split CD-R (Black Noise) Crowned Heads of Europe hail from Portland, Oregon and they force into your ear a quiet, yet menacing electro-babble somewhat in kin to Archon Satani, or early Coil. Think of sinister music that can be used in the darkest of rituals. Good enough to listen to on its own, yet can also be used as background music without being distracting. Sports only give us one track and they don't differ greatly from CHoE, so the tracks run into one another smoothly. This split CD-R is another from the folks at Black Noise out of Georgia, which, as usual, is limited to a small number of discs. Drop BN a line and check if any are still available before you have to hunt down originals amongst other bidders. (March 20, 2008)

VERDUNKELN - Einblick in Den Qualenfall CD (Ván) Hailing from Germany, Verdunkeln is a duo (Gnarl and Ratatyske, both ex-members of Graupel), and they play a sulky black metal with neo-folk leanings. They began in 1998, but didn't record their first demo (eight songs, all unreleased) until 2004. In 2005 they finally unleashed a self-titled debut LP, and are now tracking the blood dripping from the wounds that record left, to pulverize you with another beating. Yes, there will be many a likeness to Burzum throughout, though it's no exact clone. They borrow, but make it their own well enough. The recording is a lo-tech, muddled mix that black metal is usually known for, and they skip much of the blast beats for slower doom-inspired riffs, while at times delving into psychedelic or shoegazer material. The vocalist sings in German, and though I know the lyrics are probably pretty dark, there is no translation in the liner notes for the lyrics provided for me to be sure. I actually don't mind that, as I'm pretty sad that English is becoming the world's most used language, as well as most used in music. Phasen sehnen sich der widerstand! Hope I wrote that correctly. (March 20, 2008)

D. O. A. - Smash the State: The Raw Original D.O.A. 1978-81 DVD (Sudden Death / Music Video Distributors) D.O.A.'s Greatest Shits [1978 - 1998] DVD was good, but it was short, and high on their later more rock material. These guys are Canadian, as well as punk, legends and deserve a lengthier video release. Is that what this is? Well, it's about time. This newest DVD disc is pure punk rock - hardcore '81 (and before)! There are live shows on here filmed in San Francisco from 1980 and two from 1981, an unknown Bay Area show from 1981, and the entire infamous Anarchist Anti-Canada Day outdoor show from 1978 (as seen in pieces on Greatest Shits). There's also a TV appearance from 1980 with the band performing "The Enemy", another TV appearance with a studio version of "World War 3" from 1979, a '79 Canadian news report on punk and D.O.A.. Seventy minutes of three-chord rock fury, snotty attitude, trouble-making, and political activism. Watch, and see if you can spot Circle Jerk's Keith Morris. While I did like Greatest Shits, this is a million times better. Buy this and catch an old favorite of the Kennedy clan (that's Dead Kennedys, Jack), and they'll probably be an old school fave for you too. (March 20, 2008)

WILDILDLIFE - Six CD (Crucial Blast) This California three piece was picked up by Crucial Blast Records on the downloading of just a few mp3 tracks posted online, so those that spend every minute trying to promote your band via MySpace (and the like) fear not... there is hope. Anyhow, they became a dominant listen staple at the Crucial Blast headquarters, and the rest is musical, as they say, history. At times, Wildildlife kicks around in a psych-haze, other moments contain an Am-Rep noisecore sludge. There are parts where the riffs crawl at a snails pace in a wall of riffage and amp worship, while others swirl in a possibly drug-fueled ascension to light and decent into darkness - all at the same time. The opening track is part Butthole Surfers, part Pixies, while the drums and singing are very tribal. "Magic Jordan" was half psychedelic folk-revival, half twisted doom menace. Though only six tracks the album clocks in at way over an hour, so you know it's packed in epic space rock and fuzzed out jams (hey, they thank weed and alcohol in the [very little] liner notes, so expect it). A nice addition to Blast's already amazing label roster. Check it out, and I'm sure you'll make the CD a part of your collection's roster. (March 20, 2008)

FLIPPER - Target Video 77: 1980 - 81 DVD (Target / Music Video Distributors) Some time in the late '70s artist Joe Rees had seen that there was a future in using video with music. In 1977 Rees founded Target Video. While collaborating with others he captured events, rallies and performance art, but Target mostly filmed punk, hardcore and new wave bands, and video taped some of the largest names in those scenes (Cramps, Screamers, Talking Heads, Black Flag, Iggy Pop, Circle Jerks and hundreds more). For a while there, Target was almost a forgotten name. I had a few bootleg copies on VHS of a few of the live sets they documented. Thanks to the folks at MVD, though nowhere near all, a whole lot of Target stuff has resurfaced. This time around it's Bruce Loose, Will Shatter and crew; the monster known as Flipper. To me Flipper was true punk. Not the standard three chord stuff a thousand Sex Pistols clones produced, but wild art-damaged rock noise that truly said, 'punk is attitude, not music'. I used to walk around my high school singing "Ha, Ha, Ha" all the time - it annoyed many, both the straight-laced and the punks. This DVD contains two shows, one in Berkley from 1981 and another opening for Throbbing Gristle's last US show in 1981 at San Francisco. It also has a TV segment where the guys jam on "Sex Bomb" in 1983. Seventy minutes of live noise-punk dronecore, featuring most of their better known tracks ("Love Canal", "Low Rider", "One By One" and the aforementioned track I always sung), as well as a few that may stump those in the know. These guys influenced rockers from the Amphetamine Reptile school, the Seattle Sub Pop sound and even a few doom metal acts, pick up this disc and see why. (March 20, 2008)

MOUSE FIRE - Wooden Teeth CD (Lujo) I'm surprised this isn't being worn down by radio stations like Miami's WVUM (90.5 FM) or Tallahassee's WVFS (89.7 FM), especially since this band is from Florida. These twelve tracks are right up their alley, plus they'll give a local act some much needed exposure. Mouse Fire, and their debut LP, Wooden Teeth, are a bit of melodic college rock with a touch of dancefloor groove - part Pinback, part Franz Ferdinand (check out "Feel Good Drag" for proof). It also brings to mind Koufax, Manchester Orchestra or the second-album-era The Killers. This foursome from Lakeland, FL can't, I'm sure, get the press they deserve. I mean, it's Lakeland, FL for god's sake. While a record label like Lujo Records can sure as hell help them out with distro and recognition, it's almost like starting from scratch. No wonder I left Florida. It's kinda like a black hole; everything trying to escape, including light (or in this case music) cannot escape. If you're tired of the bands everyone already knows about, checkout one that no knows about and be hip - for once. (March 20, 2008)

SHIT OUTTA LUCK - Family Tradition CD (Organized Crime) This is a bit of a different turn for OC Records. Well, not really: it is hardcore, it is metal, it is heavy, hard, brutal and in your fucking face. So it does fit their stable, but it's a little slower than their usual. Not that it is in any way bad. Especially with an intro like Shit Outta Luck's starts with, 'This one is dedicated to our families, to the ones who fucked us up before we even had a choice'. Now, that is starting a record off right! Milwaukee's SOL started off in 2006 and feature exes from area hardcore bands Wings of Scarlet and Die Alone. The songs are intense hardcore with a slower doom sound. At time I thought of early Clutch, later Cable or Church of Misery, but all in all, its hardcore vibe brought to mind Sheer Terror more than anyone else. I guess it's all the hatred. The deep, dark, negativity... and still, I love these guys. (March 20, 2008)

DŸSE - s/t CD (Exile On Mainstream) Hard to imagine this is a duo, but it is. Formed in 2003 in the land of green and red - that's green as in herb, and red as in red light district - Amsterdam, Netherlands. The name Dÿse comes from a motel the duo first met in front of (Dÿsecatmotel). Dÿse feature ex-members of Rodeo Queen and Volt, and though I've never heard of either, I'm glad Dÿse came my way. The music is a stop-start metal madness, not far off of a heavy postpunk, or maybe a very early System Of A Down (hey, they weren't bad when they began). There's a bit of Helmet-ish repetition, so there's a good Amphetamine Reptile school of noise rock going on throughout. In all seriousness, I really can't put my finger on any one band they sound most like. Believe me, that's a good thing. There seems to be a serious vibe running through their self-titled debut, but I can hear that these two fellows have a sense of humor. Eight tracks in forty minutes that just may make you rethink the parameters of metal music. (March 20, 2008)

TEXTURED BIRD TRANSMISSION - Spectral Doves of Skeletal Intensity CD-R (Dead Sea Liner) Textured Bird Transmission is... well, I don't know, and supposedly neither does their label. Either way, they produce some really dark ambient tunes, a sort of soundtrack for early 1900s Expressionist German film. I can hear this playing well over movies like Nosferatu or Der Golem. Creepy synths bleep, guitars feedback, metal clangs, all of it over layers of soundscapes and textured drone. While I dig the music, what I really like - almost as much - is the layout. Hand-painted waves of red, orange and yellow (though I've seen green on other copies as well) over thick cardstock. Time consuming, I'm sure, but quite impressive. Limited to only forty-eight copies, so chances are you're a washed up sucker that missed out. Too bad for you, I guess. (March 20, 2008)

KING OF PUNK: THE DOCUMENTARY DVD (Music Video Distributors) This is almost like two documentaries blended into one. First, it's a chat with some of the biggest names in punk history (from 1976 - 1983). There's Keith 'Monkey' Warren of The Addicts, Cheetah Chrome (of Dead Boys), Jayne (once Wayne) County, Jack Rabid, Joey 'Shithead' Keithley (of D.O.A.), Marky Ramone, M.D.C.'s Dave Dictor, Robert 'El Vez' Lopez, as well as members of UK Subs, Stiff Little Fingers, Sham 69, Avengers, Exploited and more. They cover what punk was, and is, to them, how they think it started, and why it has been so important to them and so many others for so long. Secondly, it's a band documentary. The doc follows a Fayetteville, North Carolina all-girl punk band OBGYN (where were they the long six months I was up there?). From shows, to recording, to new members (their first male addition), and then breaking up. You watch as the ladies grow up on screen, form new bands, drift in and out of love affairs and one even has a baby. They tell tales of being banned from a show because their name is 'satanic', and another because it was 'too lewd'. Why they chose to follow this one band in particular is a good question, since they're pretty much an unknown act, but in the end it worked out well for the story - some acts make it, many don't. The documentary title refers to no one person in particular, and is used to reference how there are no idols in punk music - everyone is the king of punk. So hail me, silly reader, I'm your King of Punk. And hail you, my kingly reader, as you are mine. (March 20, 2008)

ARSON ANTHEM - s/t CD EP (Housecore) Eleven minutes of mayhem. Eight songs of speeding brutality. Dual vocaled power violence, hardcore grind like Spazz or sometimes even Infest. Wait! Am I reading the bio correctly? This is Phil Anselmo of Pantera, Mike Williams from Eyehategod, and III outta Superjoint Ritual. Holy shit. These are the last guys I expected to punk it up and thrash it out with a sound not far off of Negative Approach, Poison Idea or Discharge. Turns out that after Hurricane Katrina, Williams lost it all and moved into Phil's apartment. To cure boredom they spun every hardcore record in the house (while lighting many a bong, I'm sure). Surprise, surprise, because, besides the godly Eyehategod, I can't stand Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, or Assjack - so, as I just wrote: surprise, surprise. And a mighty fine one at that. Forget your past projects Phil. Stick to this! (March 20, 2008)

SALT THE WOUND - Carnal Repercussions CD (Rotten) This is one impressive metal quintet. I mean 'metal' in the best sense when it comes to describing it: punishing riffs, nefarious (dual) vocals, and drums that speed and trail over you like a semitruck. Plus, it scared the crap out of my girlfriend. This Cleveland, OH based outfit formed in 2001, and they play a metalcore that's better than most bands copying the stuff. While this is thick in a metalcore sound in the vein of All Shall Perish and The Black Dahlia Murder, it brings more to my mind European-influenced, American metalcore bands like Abigail Williams and Dead to Fall (with way better vocals) especially with the two opening tracks, "The Beginning", and "Better Than This". Speaking of the vocals, one is a deep growl that darks harsh words at you, while the other is a screeching banshee that often makes me think a woman is being attacked (but it's a freakin' dude!). I think this twelve song, thirty-five minute disc is their debut, but I can find much information out there. Now, if I could only find where my girlfriend is hiding. Hell with it, I'll just keep blasting this. (March 20, 2008)

AETHERIUS OBSCURITAS - Víziók CD (Paragon) Aetherius Obscuritas is actually (or was) a one-man band, the idea of the twisted mind of a Hungarian man who goes by the name of Arkhorrl. Formed in '99, and producing their first demo in 2002 (Világra Jött), followed by another demo in 2004 (Stotet Profecia), a split disc with Thokkian Vortex, then three amazingly brash and dark albums (Az Ejszaka Csaszara, Kinzo Harag, and Layæ Bolcsoje), which got Aetherius Obscuritas many comparisons to Burzum. All of this now brings us to the present, where AO adds a drummer, who takes place of the previous mechanical gadget. The songs mix the traditional school of Scandinavian black metal (insanely fast, drumming with lo-fi, chainsaw guitars) like Aske, Ragnarok and Ancient, and mixes it up with a touch of shoegazer melody, mournful doom, and even neo-folk. The vocals are in an evil witchy screech throughout. Some songs are in English while others are in Hungarian, and I like that mix. If you are into the depressing sounds of black metal bands like Défaillance, Whisper, Leaden, Animus, Strid and Voluntaria, the this will not let you down. Well, it's quite brooding and depressing, so it actually may. (March 20, 2008)

VARIOUS ARTISTS - This Is Black Metal DVD (Music Video Distributors) Though not many of the bands on here can be considered black metal, per se, there isn't many other genres they fit into all that well, so it's okay. I'll let it slide. Especially since I haven't seen a Celtic Frost video in years! There are music videos here, and interviews a'plenty. The aforementioned CF video as well as an interview. There are videos and interviews by Throes of Dawn, Emperor, and Satyricon. There are music videos for Cradle of Flith, Borknagar and Astarte. There are interviews with Cronos and Mantas of Venom, David Vincent, Pete Sandoval and Tony Norman of Morbid Angel. Strangely, all of the interviews are done by once-gang-bang-queen Jasmin St. Claire - I didn't know she was a fan of death and black metal. Well, it's not like I had ever seen a video of her's where where she had the available dialogue to say she loved metal. I'm even more shocked none of the bands asked her any weird porn questions or spilled tasteless porn jokes while she interviewed them. I guess metalers are better behaved than image has it. There's even an interview with Jasmin later in the disc. The DVD also comes with a clip of Black Metal Parking Lot. You headbangers out there have probably already seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot, and now there's a newer, heavier version. This time around there are less stoned and drunk dumb-asses, but just as many sober, corpse-painted, black clad dumb-asses. Funny stuff. (March 20, 2008)

KORPERSCHWACHE - The Joy of Seppuku CD-R (Dead Sea Liner) When many joke about suicide (though I often hear one shouldn't) they'll use the term hara-kiri, and I'll retort with the term seppuku. I usually get a befudeled look. It's the same thing, ritual suicide through self-disembowelment. Um... anyhow, while I totally find Korperschwache's sound to be enjoyable, I can see many committing seppuku to this. The Joy of Seppuku can drive anyone not into noise music straight to suicide. Usually a duo, Korperschwache (which means 'organic decay' in German) is, this time around, the work of just one. Similar in vein to current Skullflower, this act out of Austin, Texas washes the listener in feedback - sometimes lush and dreamy, sometimes chaotic, noisy and menacing. Korperschwache is good stuff to drown out the ramblings of a pissed off lover, or the soundtrack to getting one going (rambling and pissed off, I mean). The packaging by Dead Sea Liner is a nice touch as well. Two sheets of thick and shiny paper that fit together like a puzzle, with deep black screened ink. I'm sure this is limited, so hurry your ears on over. (March 20, 2008)

SOL - Let There Be A Massacre CD (Ván) Seven tracks clocking in at an hour's length. What does that usually mean? Fuckin' doom metal. Slow riffs and punishing rhythm. Downtuned guitars and fuzzed out amplifiers. Sol is the solo work of one Emil Brahe. No bio sheet came with this disc, so where he's from and where this was recorded is a mystery to me. Though, I do know (thanks to the liner notes) that Emil played guitars, bass, drums, accordion, clarinet and banjo, as well as doing all the samples and all the vocals, though fellow misanthropist Martin Jacobsen helped with the track "The Inanity of Man". While the music is total doom metal, it has moments of operatic black metal - well, I mean, the slower parts of black metal. The songs, like their titles ("Centuries of Human Filth", "Where Angels Rot", etc) are dark and bleak, while the vocals fit, and are laid down in two forms - a deep bellowing growl, and a raspy, near spoken hiss that sounds almost like it's through gritted teeth. I'm a big fan of this style, so while I dig what I've already got, I'm already looking forward to even more from the Sol project. (March 20, 2008)

 

 

 

 

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